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![]() ROLAND DESCHAIN gunslinger. line of eld. not available for 'netflix and chill' due to a literal inability to view videos. |
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Heya stranger. Congrats on Suzie-Q; you've almost got the full set! They really will follow you to the ends of the damn earth, won't they?
Psst. I'd like to talk incentives. Shall we do lunch?
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And this is a conversation that can't be held over the phone or internet? ( how antisocial of him. )
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You really know how to rain on a guy's parade, you know that?
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So what's the plan, chief? You're not really the lotus-eating type; I know this is driving you bugshit. Aren't you even a little curious about why we're all here?
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( silence betrays roland's abrupt change of mind on the face-to-face matter. he doesn't want to talk about this via simpler means after all. ) Where would you meet?
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Oh, now you're interested.
I dunno. Just us, or you gonna bring the gang with you? Y'know, I get the funny feeling your latest ka-mai is avoiding me. Is it something I said?
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Well, let's see. We've done the seedy tavern and the dark alley... Ooh, how about a graveyard? Nice and atmospheric.
Or we could really change things up and go somewhere I could get a cheeseburger. And you could get-- I don't know, what's the most killjoy item on a diner menu? Cold cereal? A salad?
[ He's still not over the time Roland rejected his campfire rabbit for the crappy beef jerky in his gunna. ]