tet: (Default)
roland of gilead ([personal profile] tet) wrote2015-09-23 09:09 pm

CUDDLR / EUDIO


ROLAND DESCHAIN
(30s-40s, SORT OF)

gunslinger. line of eld. not available for 'netflix and chill' due to a literal inability to view videos.

YES



NO

denimdemon: (everything is starting up for us.)

[personal profile] denimdemon 2015-11-29 05:02 am (UTC)(link)


Heya stranger. Congrats on Suzie-Q; you've almost got the full set! They really will follow you to the ends of the damn earth, won't they?

Psst. I'd like to talk incentives. Shall we do lunch?

denimdemon: (so take it in don't hold your breath)

[personal profile] denimdemon 2015-12-12 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ouch. Guess the apple falls relatively far from the tree after all.

You really know how to rain on a guy's parade, you know that?
denimdemon: (we're going to stick together; you & i.)

[personal profile] denimdemon 2015-12-12 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Says the guy who had me sprinting across the fucking Mohaine for two months.

So what's the plan, chief? You're not really the lotus-eating type; I know this is driving you bugshit. Aren't you even a little curious about why we're all here?
denimdemon: (tearing you apart.)

[personal profile] denimdemon 2015-12-12 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Flagg stares at his phone in mild disgust. No amount of time or attention is ever gonna make Roland a repartee guy. It's high time Flagg stopped trying. ]

Oh, now you're interested.

I dunno. Just us, or you gonna bring the gang with you? Y'know, I get the funny feeling your latest ka-mai is avoiding me. Is it something I said?
denimdemon: (what did you expect? a vampire?)

[personal profile] denimdemon 2015-12-12 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Why, I'm beginning to think you're ashamed of me.

Well, let's see. We've done the seedy tavern and the dark alley... Ooh, how about a graveyard? Nice and atmospheric.

Or we could really change things up and go somewhere I could get a cheeseburger. And you could get-- I don't know, what's the most killjoy item on a diner menu? Cold cereal? A salad?

[ He's still not over the time Roland rejected his campfire rabbit for the crappy beef jerky in his gunna. ]